here is my rundown of Tuesdays episode typed while watching it live on TIVO.
Micheal Johns aka: the Aussie
Despite the fact that I have a major crush on him(maybe it’s the accent), I have to say, his singing was not great. Judges seem to agree.
Jason Castro aka: Dreadlock kid
Should not talk and is an idiot. However, I love his smile and his singing. He has a little bit of a coffee house sound, so am not sure if the AI audience will like him as much as I do. But I hope so! The judges aren’t digging his vibe tonight. Bummer.
Luke Menard aka: Who cares?
Not a fan of him as a person. Also, his singing is annoying and he should be on cruise ship. Or maybe it’s just the song. Simon hit the nail on the head.
Robibe Carrico aka: Joe Dirt
I hate it when people mime the words the song (ie: holding up 3 fingers when saying “Hundred and Three”). This guy is about as rock and roll as a stick. I don’t know what that means for sure, except that he needs to cut his hair, shave his stupid beard and join Who Cares on the cruise ship. Judges agree.
Danny Noriega aka: The Girl
I hate that sweater and you need a hair cut. He is too sappy for me. He might be better off as the fifth member in a boy band. I think the judges are as confused as he is.
David Hernandez aka: The Gymnist
I think he should join The Girl in a boy band. He could be the guy who is supposed to be “street”. I do not like this song, well at least when he sings it. The judges seem to like it though. Sometimes I wonder if we are watching the same show.
Jason Yeager aka: Goofy Highlight Head
His dancing is all kinds of dorky. But at least he has some energy. His singing isn’t bad, but bad song I think. Not great song choices tonight, maybe it’s just the 70’s theme. Judges agree about that.
Chikezie aka: Jacuzzi or at least that’s what Simon called him
Dude is cool. I like the blues thing he had going. Although, 1984 called and they want their shirt back. Judges liked it too.
David Cook aka: Rock N Roll Combover
Now THIS guy is rock n roll. I love that he is playing the guitar (I love that instruments are allowed this year!). But having said all that, he is two hairs away from being the bald rock guy from last year, who’s name escapes me right now…even though he is all famous now.
David Archuletta aka: The 17 year old
First of all he is singing one of my least favorite songs ever. (Imagine by John Lennon-Most overrated song ever. Sorry Beatle’s fans) I have not been a fan of this kid from the beginning. Not much has changed. The screaming girls in the audience tell me he will be sticking around a while. He could be the lead in the aformentioned Boy Band. The judges also love him, for whatever reason. Is Paula crying? gag.
I love Tivo. 1 1/2 hour show in 45 minutes.
I think the name of the Boy Band should be
We are not cool enough to sing on our own.
hmmm…that’s kind of long
Better in a Group? oh wait, Group Hug! Yep that’s it. Group Hug.