This just in…
Monday, March 31st, 2008There is a bunch of news to talk about today folks!
Well, news might be overstating it a bit.
First of all, I came across this story about a swan that seems to have fallen in love with a giant swan shaped paddle boat. I just found that all kinds of hilarious and felt the need to share.
Then I found out that Kathy Lee is back. Even though there are a LOT of people that don’t like her, I always did. I especially like her better than Kelly. Kelly is just an idiot. However, having said all that, am I the only one that does not understand why they need FOUR hours of the today show. I personally can’t stand five minutes of it.
Apparently Brad and Angelina are still not married. Which I could care less about, but I mention it because of this quote from Brad:
In the October 2006 issue of Esquire, Pitt said that he and Jolie will only consider strolling down the aisle once gay marriage is legalized, saying, “Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.”
Er, ok. Do you really think people care so much about you that you are going to get gay marriage legalized by not marrying your girlfriend, that you will most likely break up with sooner rather than later anyway?
Oh No! Brad and Angie will never get married if we don’t legalize gay marriage! And they have all those kids!!! I better write a letter to my congressmen right now!
And Finally, for my knitting friends…I expect this for Christmas, so get working! Then all I need is that invisible plane.

